Masturbating With a Fleshlight, A Nice Upgrade From The Hand

I have to admit, I am quite the sucker for sex toys. There are just certain times when I am all alone and I need to get my jollies off right on the spot. Nothing unusual, perhaps most of us do the same.

In my case, being the crossdresser of course, I take it the extra step which usually involves slipping into a fine suntan shade of pantyhose, a lacy teddy, stilettos, top off with some makeup and then open the drawer to see which one of the fine tools I’ll be using today. Sometimes I feel like a Bottom and I’ll go for the bSwish vibrator set on high which gets me moaning.

Yet other times I want to be the Top, you know, chickie with a dickie sort of way.

So I pull out the Fleshlight, giving the hand a rest this time, except for holding up the bottle to drop a few squirts of lube inside. Time to party.

I’ve had this thing for a few months now and, honestly, it’s quite a marvel for the male who’s a wannabe female who’s sort of being a male at the moment. So figuring there’s been enough test runs on this piece of pseudo genitalia, I can finally give a sneak peak at how masturbation has been mastered a little more.

First of all, don’t let the name fool you. Sure, it may be deftly disguised as a flashlight but flashlights nowadays surely are more commonly mistaken for a Fleshlight. A Fleshlight sitting on your kitchen counter is about as obvious as those anal beads sitting next them. Only your grandpa would be fumbling with it looking for the button to turn on the light.

Open the cover, however, and you have a soft, supple orifice waiting for your joyrod to enter. This “sleeve” as they call it is made of what seems to be a very soft rubbery silicone, a proprietary substance, which is easily expandable. Therefore, when a penis makes its way inside, it fits snugly around it giving a sensation of a human vagina (or rectum).

What really makes this something that makes me scream in orgasm to, though, is the nubbed texture contained within the canal of the sleeve. A few strokes in and out gives an incredibly heightened sensation somewhat like my dick is getting tickled to death. Unless your hand is full of warts, nothing else really comes remotely close to this feeling. Not even human, unless they have warts too.

There are many sleeve styles to choose from, allowing to mix and match the orifice and texture of the canal. The orifice is cute but more cosmetic, either a vagina, butt or mouth. The choice of canal textures offered, however, from just plain smooth to nubbed to “Destroya” is where the pleasure is really found. In fact, here’s the Fleshlight’s description of the “Destroya” texture:

Upon entry, three small rings of bumps will grasp you tightly, followed by the ultra piercing pleasure dome that will give you 360 degrees of unmatched bliss. The next chamber starts with a small row of teeth and fangs that delightfully rub and pull at you. Finally, one row of large bumps leads into a super ribbed texture that narrows the farther you get inside.

Personally I went a little more conservative and got the “Stamina Pack” version, as shown above, since teeth and fangs aren’t quite in my territory (yet). The Stamina appears to be one with more stimulation (A LOT actually) than most other sleeves and it comes highly recommended by yours truly.

Then, finally, we get to the best part, the orgasm, which can be best described as a single concise SCREAM WHATEVER THE FUCK OUT LOUD. Really, when this little gadget is giving a dick tickle so intense, there is no other remedy than to finish it out with a burst inside of it with what seems like liters of come ejecting like water out of a fire hose. In short, it was fabulous and no sticky mess to clean off of your hands or anywhere else… except for inside of it

Knowing now that you have to clean it out is about as enviable as cleaning up that dog shit in the morning. Yet it is surprisingly simple. Just take out the sleeve, horizontally or your love juice gets spilled on your pantyhose, run it over to the sink and shoot a jet of water through the orifice which will wash through the other end.

Spray it down with the Fleshlight Wash (sold separately), let it dry and in no time it’s ready for the next pounding. I did find that after several uses, the orifice area tends to get a bit sticky to the touch, which doesn’t reduce it’s performance, but is rather a small inconvenience. Dusting it with a bit of cornstarch helps with this a bit.

So the next time you’re craving an orgasm that’s worlds away from what the hand can do, throw on the fancy pantyhose and lingerie and give the Fleshlight a try. If you happen to get the “Destroya,” too, please do let me know how it is. Unless it kills you off with its teeth.

You can find and purchase the Fleshlight online.