Top Ten Gifts to Give to a Crossdresser

It’s that time of year, ho ho ho. Ok, whatever, another year of getting socks, candy and a couple of t-shirts. Woo hoo! Well, your crossdressing friend (wink wink) always has a few things on her wishlist when returning home for the holidays. I understand it is not always easy to shop for that little girly man but, take it from me, these suggestions can help…

10. A stocking for the other leg.

9. A free pass to go ahead and dress away in front of the whole family. No one can say a word or they get shot.

8. Your conservative, law-abiding, church-going and happily divorced uncle decided he won’t be making it this year.

7. A good time to repurpose that perfume gift set from last year that you didn’t like.

6. An official pardon form your sister for stealing all her shit from her closet.

5. Then she’ll give you 5 minutes to raid it this year. She’s the best!

4. Everyone to chip in for the sex change that will eventually come.

3. … that will just end up being an intervention anyway.

2. A cute cousin planning a “surprise out back.” Whatever that is.

1. Hello, pantyhose. Duh!?