Top Ten New Year’s Resolution for Crossdressers

It’s that time of year again. Jot out all your New Year’s resolutions down just before the new year begins, go out all night and then wish you were dead with that hangover in the morning. For the crossdresser, it’s no different except maybe a little fuss picking out a dress for the night out. For now we’ll get just started with the top ten resolutions for us crossdressers and I’ll fuss with that dress sooner or later.

10. Lose all that weight (… of being a crossdresser).

9. Wear that stocking rather than hanging it by the Christmas tree.

8. Take up a new hobby, like dressing like a man.

7. Maybe buy some some new male clothes to keep the act up.

6. Finally quit crossdressing. Oh wait, really? Nevermind then.

5. Just become gay, so everyone stops asking.

4. Stop spending all my money on pantyhose, and feed my cat.

3. Learn something new… like maybe putting makeup on correctly.

2. Crossdressing, what is that? Hmmm try that out then.

1. Become more convincing as a woman, or less convincing as the weirdo in a dress.

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