Well This Looks Interesting…

By chance the other day I ran across an article on self thrusting dildos. Don’t ask how I got there, just take my word for it OK? Anyway, it definitely peaked my interest (as in OMG I really want one of these like right now). Maybe those lonely Saturday night masturbation sessions can get a little more interesting in that proverbial never-have-to-leave-your-home sense. At least it would seem like the possibility.

Yes, this little pleasure giver is called The Thruster and the description definitely intrigued me…

Teddy is a best seller in our Thruster mini sex toy series. It is designed to deliver powerful orgasmic thrust in a package that’s just the right size and an economical price. Meet our entry level Thruster Mini TX – Teddy, a revolutionary handheld thrusting vibrator dildo that can flex and bend while thrusting, making it ultra-fun and easy to use! No arm fatigue or discomfort.

If you are like me and read that this is one of their “mini sex toy series” then maybe you are also shyly wondering what is in their not-so-mini series? You better believe I checked and came across the “Sammie- A Giant Dildo with Thrusting Action” and my mouth dropped while reading what this baby can do…

Sammie has enlarged girth and length for those that enjoy a filling feeling with penetration with a giant dildo.  Sammie is part of our Velvet Thruster Prime Series thrusting vibrator products. It includes our patented 12v high torque drive system which delivers powerful thrust for vaginal or anal self-pleasure.

Now you may or may not be into anal play and I can understand that. It can get gross and, not to mention, uses the same orifice you’ve used to dump your bodily toxic waste all your life. It is not exactly pretty, however, for me it is quite a sensual experience to pretend having a displaced vagina and experiment with toys every now and then. Then, who knows, progression to the real thing can be a possibility.

So back to the Thruster, unfortunately I haven’t been able to get my hands on, err, I mean get this thing into my backside as of yet. It seems quite pricey at $279 (264€) for the large and $166 (157€) for the smaller one. Yet the thought of using the suction base feature to mount somewhere such as in the shower or a door and allowing it to have its way with me at a moments notice is almost too irresistible to pass up.

Now that I think about it, I definitely would not leave the house.